Unicorn Treatment Center
Magical Addiction Treatment Center
About Us
Addiction treatment doesn’t have to be boring or stuffy or evidence-based. Welcome to Unicorn Addiction Treatment Center, a magical addiction treatment center located just outside of Narnia. At our magical rehab center, we truly do things differently. There’s a little magic in every corner of Unicorn Treatment Center. Read on to learn more about Unicorn Treatment Center and what makes us special.
Glitter Detox Program
Our Glitter Detox Program is the most effective drug and alcohol detox in the world. Small particles of shiny glitter work their way through your bloodstream and attach to foreign substances to help them work their way out of your body.
Hokey Pokey Treatment Program
By putting your whole self into a treatment facility, you can begin to shake your addiction all about. Most importantly, if you do the Hokey Pokey treatment program, you can turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.
Unicorn Assisted Therapy Program
We provide a unique brand of magical therapy through our Unicorn Assisted Therapy program. While the notion that unicorns poop rainbows is outdated and patently untrue, the fact that their magical powers should be revered and honed is intact.