Glitter Detox Center
At our Unicorn addiction treatment center, we believe in using only the best and latest medical technologies for our clients. Glitter has proven to be the best detoxifying substance throughout the land. These tiny particles can completely rid your body of drugs, alcohol, and negativity with little side effects. Our glitter detox center offers a sparkly way to clean your body and start your quest for an addiction-free life!
How it Works
When you first come into our glitter detox center, our elves will determine how much glitter you need. You will then be assigned your room and elf nurse who will monitor your progress. Once your elf nurse selects your glitter, he or she injects it into your bloodstream to work its magic! The sparkly particles flow through the bloodstream while grabbing onto foreign substances on the way, working the substances out of your body.
As you have probably observed, glitter sticks to everything, and that is why it is most helpful when removing foreign substances from your body. It will find and stick to any drugs in your system! In addition, glitter also removes any negative moods you might feel from your detox. Our glitter detox center has helped many clients recover as well as left their insides clean and sparkly.
Withdrawal and Side Effects
The glitter detox is virtually painless with little to no withdrawal symptoms. Once the glitter is injected, you just have to sit back and let it work its magic. However, a common side effect of the glitter detox is disco ball fever. Our elves supervise around the clock and watch for symptoms of disco ball fever which may include:
- Seeing rainbows in certain light
- Strong urges to listen to the Bee Gees
- Spontaneous boogie-ing
- Sweating a variety of colors of glitter
Disco ball fever is quite normal and is not dangerous to your health. With that said, our elves keep multiple Bee Gees soundtracks on hand to help those who experience disco ball fever during their detox. They will be with you every step of the way!
Why Glitter Detox?
Many clients are uneasy about glitter detox. Does it really work? The answer is YES! Glitter detox may seem unconventional, but its process has proven to be efficient with limited side effects to the patient.
While normal detox programs come with withdrawals, constant monitoring by doctors, and much agitation, glitter detox is a painless and safe way to cleanse your body of toxins. Not only does it remove harmful substances, but it also removes negative moods. You will not have to worry about feeling sick and sad, only about boogie-ing too hard (our elves will make sure you do not).
Glitter has been proven to increase overall happiness by 130%. Not only does the glitter do good for your body, but you will feel good during the process. Some more benefits of our glitter detox center include:
- Personalized glitter treatment
- Around the clock elf care
- Sparkly feeling
- A single dose of glitter
Unicorn Treatment Center ensures you will have a happy and relaxing glitter detox. With our magic detox, you can sparkle.
Finding Help at Our Glitter Detox Center
Our glitter detox program is an effective and sparkly way to start your quest for recovery. Kicking both addiction and negativity out of your life, this is the first step to take if you or your loved one are looking to live an addiction-free life. Magical therapies, like our unicorn assisted therapy program and Hokey Pokey treatment program, can help you build towards long term recovery.
Call 555-UNICORN today to learn more about Unicorn Treatment Center. Don’t let addiction be your master! Allow yourself to sparkle! Our elves are ready to help.